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It's September 1st, which means it’s now spring. Here in Melbourne it’s also Orchid season, according to the local calendar. And according to the podcast Nymphet Alumni, we are just now leaving Female Sexual Aggression Summer.

That’s the term that my three favourite fashion podcasters have coined for the last few months of unabashed horniness during the Northern Hemisphere’s warmest months. They pinned its start on Hawk Tuah girl, but also as a broader reaction against the rise of male nonchalance. As it's trendy for more Gen-Z men to aura farm, more Gen-Z girls are needing to pursue their partners with (consensual) sexual aggression. Lola Young’s One Thing shows this off well. She has, “female sex pest vibes”, and is, “really, really creepy,” but Lola Young manages to put “her swag twist on it,” to quote the podcast.

“Save that big-dick energy for my mouth, yeah.”

“I wanna kiss you slow, wanna fuck you rough”

I always enjoy when the women in a song gets to be the one doing the fucking, rather than having the fucking done to her. There was a video from etymology nerd about the metaphors we use for intercourse: either as a violent act done by one party (fucking, banging, screwing) or as a mutual act done by both (sleeping together, having sex). I expect this discourse to proliferate in the wake of Female Sexual Aggression Summer.

The News

The first of my essays has been released: White Australia Needs Coffee. Thank you to my friend Ling for editing it for me. As I was going through my notes, I found my first skeletal outline of an essay on coffee and Australian identity from 2023. I suppose this reveals my biggest motivator for committing to one essay a month: working through the immense backlog. One a month is not enough to get through the backlog, but hopefully it’s a pace I can maintain. The next essay will be about something completely different but equally dear to my heart: websites. (Or maybe AI Writing if that idea coalesces sooner)

I also recently joined Bluesky. I am one those swag users whose handle is their swagged out website. You should join the platform, because for my next essay I'm planning on adding a comment section using Bluesky.

The Unforgivable Sin of Ms Rachel

I wanted to include a special section for Lindsay Ellis’s latest video. She's been one of my favourite thinkers for a long time now, and she recently published a video about children's entertainer Ms. Rachel, and the hate campaign she’s received for her activism for the children of Gaza. It's a really thorough look at the history of antisemitism, and the ending is so sad it made me break down in tears, please watch it.

Eddington

Last week I watched the American Western set during Covid: Eddington. I don’t think I can recommend the movie because it’s not very good, but I almost think it’s worthwhile watching just because it’s the first film I’ve seen that’s set during the Covid lockdowns. It’s been a weird Covid retrospective week for me as Tom Breihan’s column that reviews every number one hit in history, The Number Ones, has just hit the start of the pandemic. What Eddington and this review both reveal is that we aren’t far enough removed from the pandemic to talk about it rationally. To quote Breihan: “[One of the songwriters] mentions that they had “Tiger King on in the background” during the session, and that period-specific detail might plunge me into another dark spiral. Let’s just move on.”

COOL THINGS

  • Is the building in Nighthawks structurally sound?

    I really enjoy Shloop, a new YouTuber who makes the kind of pithy, well-paced, meandering videos that are a bit of a dying breed on modern YouTube—where every video feels optimised to fall asleep to, for maximum engagement. I can say that “Is the building in Nighthawks structurally sound?” is worth 13 minutes of your time.

  • What if forks were made of salt?

    The Salt Fork saga has come to its logical conclusion, with salt fork pioneer Ben Walker shipping out several thousand salt forks. If you haven’t seen the original salt fork video, you should watch it—and if you have, you should re-watch it.

  • Bears Will Be Boys

    Have you ever wondered what percentage of rabbits in kid’s books are boys, and what percentage are girls? The Pudding has a great visual essay about that which I think you should read.

CROSSWORDS

  • August 02 For Saturday Quiz Time

    Block-less 6x6 puzzle for SQT. I think 6x6 might be my new favourite format.

  • August 16 For Saturday Quiz Time

    Themeless 11x11, where I tried to cram as many Australian references as I could. 2 Across was a fav of mine.

  • August 17 For Crossword Dot Blue

    T themed big crossword, where every clue starts with the letter T

  • August 28 For Crossword Dot Blue

    My first foray into big rebus puzzles. This one is really tricky (four chillies!), especially if you don't know what a gar is.

MUSIC

  • Loukeman - Sd-2

    If you aren’t put off by the label Intelligent Dance Music, I would probably call this album by Loukeman IDM. My favorite track is the blissful Gorgeous Stuff.